a great quote on apathy by George Carlin

 
I loved George Carlin.  His comedy is timeless. 
“Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.”
-George Carlin

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Live from New York, it’s “Sarah Palin”!

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin gets the SNL treatment.
read more | digg story

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Kevin Federline Parenting Tips

http://www.nbc.com/SNL
An address by Kevin Federline (Andy Samberg) sharing parenting tips

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What a difference a sad event in someone’s life makes.

What a difference a sad event in someone’s life makes. 
 

By GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died…)
Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin – comedian of the 70’s and 80’s – could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate.      A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have [...]

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Happy Halloween!!!

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Mildred & Earl ~ a joke

Subject: Mildred & Earl
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since [...]

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Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s
finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend [...]

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Love In A Mental Hospital…

 Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed [...]

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When Helmets Make No Sense…

AND Parachutes are a better idea!!!

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DON’T MESS WITH MOM!

 

My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place.“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that’s taught by Mr. Wright?It’s all about the laws today,The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’It says I need not clean my room,don’t have to cut my hairNo one [...]

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The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where [...]

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Little Known Facts

LITTLE KNOW FACTS.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now, that’s more like it!)
The human [...]

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